6am Hurts Like a Cold Shower

Day 2

I am not good in the mornings. This is a massive understatement: my family call me "doormouse" and my girlfriend is adamant that it takes me half an hour to develop functional speech. But this morning I need to build up some cardio credits; how hard can it be?
Pretty damn difficult! Lying in bed defiantly ignoring the alarm, I actually convinced myself I'd been for a run already- part dream, part delusion! But alas, I was persuaded to get up and so, a mile later (half a mile after my eyes started focussing properly), with frozen fingers and wobbly legs I took the following photos to prove to you that I had done it. Judge me kindly, it was 6am.
Elli

Early risers don't exist.